Rule #1
There is no female rule book.

At least, there is no universally accepted, totally reliable, guaranteed to work every time, same for every woman rule book.

And who knows? Some of these rules may apply to major amounts of the opposite sex as well.

Anywho, to give a little formal welcoming introduction, this is a men's user book. The girls already know the rules after all, and we delight in having you find them out- sometimes.

Sometimes, however, you are awfully dumb and oblivious and really need some good instruction.

Hence, this blog.

Warning: I, name withheld to protect the innocent, take no responsibility for any failure males using this guide may experience with females. If you are, yelled at, cried at, argue with, slapped, pinched, gutted, roundhouse kicked, teased, spit at, trampled on, hit by a car, run over by rhinos, forced to go shopping with, have your teeth yanked out by/near/under the instruction of a woman, sorry, you can't sue. 'Cause I warned you. Ha ha.